Just stuff!
there is absolutely no real reason whatever,
no science or philosophy or any other realm of human knowledge,
why we should not believe that God guides our lives,
and that He answers our prayers, in very strange,
unforseen and unforsee-able ways.
we aught not to be weary of doing little things
for the love of God,
who rewards not the greatness of work,
but the love with which it is preformed...
she doesn't fit my box he said...
so i'll just cut her where i've marked in red...
oh no! she still won't go inside...
she's still just a bit too wide...
so i'll just take a little off each side...
she fit's my box at last he said...
and he was right...
but she was dead.
by, Anne Abercrombie
Comments on Life
The two most common elements in the universe are
hydrogen and stupidity.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery
easier to live with.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
Check three friends. If they're ok, you're it.
Nothing in the known universe travels faster
than a bad check.
It has recently been discovered that research
causes cancer in rats.
If you are given an open-book exam,
you will forget your book.
The trouble with doing something right the first time
is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains,
because the average man can see better than he can think.
Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving
from where you left them to where you can't find them.
Love is patient,
love is kind.
It does not envy,
it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude,
it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects,
always trusts,
always hopes,
always perseveres.
Love never fails.
1 Corinthians 13:4-7
You Might Be A Teacher If...
You believe the staff room should have
a Valium salt lick.
You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You want to slap the next person who says,
"Must be nice to have all your
holidays and summers free."
You can tell it's a full moon
without ever looking outside.
You believe "shallow gene pool" should
have it's own box on the report card.
You believe that unspeakable evil will befall you
if anyone says, "Boy, the kids are sure mellow today."
When out in public, you feel the urge to
talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
Marking all A's on the report card
would make you life sooo much simpler.
When you mention 'vegetables' and you're
not talking about a food group.
You think people should be required to get
a government permit before being allowed to reproduce.
You wonder how some parents ever MANAGED to reproduce.
You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac.
You really encourage an obnoxious parent
to check into home schooling.
You've ever had your profession slammed by
someone who would NEVER DREAM of doing your job.
You can't have children of your own because
there is NO name you could give a child
that wouldn't bring on high blood pressure
the moment you heard it.
Meeting a child's parents INSTANTLY answers
the question, "Why is this kid like this?"
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